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Jim: What do I do, Ted? Where do I go from here? Ted thinks for a second and takes a breath to answer Jim: Don’t answer that. It’s rhetorical. Beat Ted: You know what I think? Jim: News to me. Ted: I think you’ll feel better if you just take the day off, go home, have a nice meal, a shower and get a good night’s rest. You’ll feel better in the morning. Jim: Dude, can you be serious for a second. Just for a minute or two. Ted: I dunno, it always works for me. Jim: What does? Ted: This one time I felt bad and then I fell asleep and afterwards I didn’t feel bad for at least an hour. Jim: Yeah, sure. You “went to sleep” and just magically felt better later. Ted: ...Hey, Jim? Jim: What. Ted. Ted: You do sleep, don’t you? Jim: What kind of a question is that? I was obviously made like a human in every way. Ted: Ok, it’s just that for a moment there it seemed like you were saying that you don’t so I got suspicious. Jim: Well of course I don’t. That kind...

"When it gets warm, like, when people can see the ground again, they're gonna go crazy. Like, people will be on the beach..." "Yeah but then when it gets cold again there will be a big drop, er, fall..." "Yeah when it freezes again they'll get really depressed." "Yeah" "... I can get through two whole paws." "'cause he's just wiped out." "you can just like-" "that's funny" "And it's, like, scary sometimes when he's that tired because when I pick him up and he just, like, limp noodles. And, like, his ears won't even react and I'm like, are you dead? Are you dying? 'Cause he looks like a possum, like, possums can do that. They just, like, go limp..." "yeah mhm" "er... um can ferrets do that as well? I don't know." "Would you rather not eat black bean soup for the rest of your life or lick a foot?" "I would n...