Jim is walking along a sidewalk. He sits down at a park bench and rummages through his bag. A Businessman walks up to him. Businessman: Hello, Jim. How are you feeling today? Mind if I sit? He sits. Jim: I’m not sure how you know my name but that’s fine, I was just leaving. Businessman: Sit down please Jim. We have something to discuss. Jim: No thanks, I’m late to an important meeting. Businessman: With Robert Smith, the CEO of something or other - Yes, your model was always very ambitious. Jim: My model? What are you talking about? Businessman: There’s no way to put this nicely… You’re a robot, Jim. Jim: Haha… Ok, what’s this really about? Businessman: Due to a legal change in company ethics policy, it is my job to inform you that you are a robot. Jim: Well, since that is impossible and frankly absurd, I’m going to leave and hope to never see you again. Businessman: *sighs* We knew you wouldn’t believe us, so I have proof. The businessman pulls out a...